Alcohol is great
It keeps the population in shape
Besides, I'm nicer when I'm tanked
These days boys and girls
like the thought of not having to think.
Can I buy you a drink?
cuz I care more about life and others
when my penis is happy
And alcohol is where happiness originates
It's the steam of the American dream
Some nights justifiably it's religious as well.
We've consecrated it with
the blood of Christ.
So Alcohol more Christian than missions.
More intimate than nocturnal emissions
Hangovers like prophecy.
Being sober a prison.
Tossed into a lion's den
if your the designated driver friend.
and if you actually enjoy sobriety,
society probably don't think your exciting
cuz you don't lose your mind in
in all that FUN nightlife and lust
Thinking
when in Rome
do as the Romans must
Cuz our whole culture is swimming in it,
don't know which way is up.
Feet kicking above the surface,
neck deep in the mud.
Waiting for the perfect sip.
Cuz Alcohol is awesome.
It's so Perfect!
Alcohol has given humanity a purpose.
And it kills hella people,
more seductively than meth labs and
quicker than abortion clinics.
Making ruins of the rest
In puke breathe
and self-abusive flattery
which never matters
the morning after
If it did we wouldn't need something
to fill our cups with lack and loathing
covering the sense that life is good
and there is beauty in wounds reopening
Without need for a catalyst
to feel socially comforted.
Cuz when we blur the lines, we tend to spill
over the side and bleed through our own kind.
But as they say,
If you cannot beat the system
Drown yourself in it's lies
i found this in my drawer while packing today.
i believe my friend Cody wrote it
perfect for the occasion because tonight is friday night
and im inside packing and slightly studying
and not self-indulging myself with liquor
HA
goodnight moon
It keeps the population in shape
Besides, I'm nicer when I'm tanked
These days boys and girls
like the thought of not having to think.
Can I buy you a drink?
cuz I care more about life and others
when my penis is happy
And alcohol is where happiness originates
It's the steam of the American dream
Some nights justifiably it's religious as well.
We've consecrated it with
the blood of Christ.
So Alcohol more Christian than missions.
More intimate than nocturnal emissions
Hangovers like prophecy.
Being sober a prison.
Tossed into a lion's den
if your the designated driver friend.
and if you actually enjoy sobriety,
society probably don't think your exciting
cuz you don't lose your mind in
in all that FUN nightlife and lust
Thinking
when in Rome
do as the Romans must
Cuz our whole culture is swimming in it,
don't know which way is up.
Feet kicking above the surface,
neck deep in the mud.
Waiting for the perfect sip.
Cuz Alcohol is awesome.
It's so Perfect!
Alcohol has given humanity a purpose.
And it kills hella people,
more seductively than meth labs and
quicker than abortion clinics.
Making ruins of the rest
In puke breathe
and self-abusive flattery
which never matters
the morning after
If it did we wouldn't need something
to fill our cups with lack and loathing
covering the sense that life is good
and there is beauty in wounds reopening
Without need for a catalyst
to feel socially comforted.
Cuz when we blur the lines, we tend to spill
over the side and bleed through our own kind.
But as they say,
If you cannot beat the system
Drown yourself in it's lies
i found this in my drawer while packing today.
i believe my friend Cody wrote it
perfect for the occasion because tonight is friday night
and im inside packing and slightly studying
and not self-indulging myself with liquor
HA
goodnight moon
